The 2,045,148,705th Most Interesting Person in the World

This is a comedy show. It goes like this:

I admit that I'm not the most interesting person in the world. I'm the 2,045,148,705th most interesting person in the world. The 2,045,148,704th most intere sting person in the world, the person one spot ahead of me, is named Baby Satan. You think: He does sound interesting, with a name like that. But he's just an average accountant from Ohio, and it's a crime that he is more interesting than me. This show is my attempt to become more interesting than Baby Satan.